Barbara Cartland

British expression of contempt. Originally a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable chick lit and was famous for a number of reason, such as having the longest entry in the publication "who's Who"; a belief that despite advanced age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex; the belief that under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong. Now expanded in use to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge and so on. If you see one coming towards you run as fast as possible in the other direction or arrange for her to be abducted by aliens and taken to a far galaxy.

Jane's had a poem published in a free magazine, now she's acting like she's won the Nobel prize for literature.
That stupid munter? What a Barbara Cartland!

Barbara Cartland by Croatalin April 24, 2014

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Cece and Barbara

The two best friends from the movie "Beaches". They share a love like no other... Together they can overcome anything. Their bond is closer than best friends, it is a family bond.
Soul mates without sexual attraction.

"You're the Cece to my Barbara."
"Cece and Barbara."

Cece and Barbara by Ghostdoll July 2, 2020

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Barbarian Fishing

When you clog the toilet with your shit but don't have a plunger so you use your arm to break the log up.

I took a shit at Joes house and it clogged the toilet, but he didn't have a plunger so I had to resort to barbarian fishing as to not make a scene.

Barbarian Fishing by XxEpicTacosxX December 3, 2016

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elite barbarians

Elite Barbarians are the scummiest troop to use in the game 'Clash Royale' developed by Supercell. A person using Elite barbarians usually has no skill or a life and should quit playing the game.

Person 1: Wow that person is using Elite Barbarians
Person 2: He must be a pretty scummy player to use those

elite barbarians by TuBrogre April 21, 2018