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A class of common law love crimes largely extinct but that generally would be awesome to be convicted of. Includes breach of a promise to marry, seduction of an unmarried female (sex under false pretenses of marriage), alienation of affections (persuading a married person to hate their spouse), criminal conversion (civil tort of adultery), and jactitation of marriage (pretending to be married to someone you're not).
heart balm by barbored July 17, 2009
glory balm
noun:
1) Ointment used to treat rashes obtained at Glory Holes
2) Salve for reducing irritation and inflammation caused by inserting ones penis through a Glory Hole
1) Ointment used to treat rashes obtained at Glory Holes
2) Salve for reducing irritation and inflammation caused by inserting ones penis through a Glory Hole
Hey Harvey, ya got any Glory Balm?
Yeah - you itching again from that truck-stop men's room incident?
Yeah - you itching again from that truck-stop men's room incident?
glory balm by EvilBastid October 26, 2013
lip balm
When someone says something to another person (or group of persons) that, for one reason or another, does not illicit a response. (This phrase was created amongst a group of friends attending Lewis College, Illinois, in the early 1970's, when one of them picked up a tube of ointment labeled LIP BALM, and said to the group, "Whose lip balm is this?" When no one acknowledged that he had even spoken, the person repeated the phrase, "Lip balm... lip balm...")
When I gave my opinion to the discussion group about the latest Tom Hanks movie, everyone completely lip balmed me!
lip balm by Bill Telfer September 11, 2005
Virginia lip balm
After making truffle butter, ( anal jucies + pussy jucies + male cum = truffle butter) remove dick. Smear truffle buttered dick across the girls lips. Now she has her own VA lip balm.
Virginia lip balm by SinC3re April 22, 2015