ass-catching 

someone who accuses another of "dick-riding"

Then tell Sherry to stop ass-catching.

ass-catching by Chappybloodlad May 3, 2023

Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler 

Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.

That big bastard on the tractor is a Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler! His ass must be sore!

Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest 

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest 

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

cats ass 

A person,thing or event to be held in high regard. From the meticulous treatment and devotional attention a feline bestowes on its hindquarters. Not in wide useage.

You look that good and can cook too? Damn if you ain't about the cats ass!

cats ass by numerator April 29, 2005

the cats ass 

A niftyier way of saying cool, that is the shit, or this is wonderful. It is also used to say that someone or something is really clever or intelligent.

the guys at holybullshit.com are the cats ass.

the cats ass by James Bourne February 20, 2004

cats ass 

An exclamation of sublime excellence.

Of Canadian origin, thought to be a crude derivative of the more common and acceptable expression, tits.

This is cats ass, man.
You're the cats ass.

cats ass by Diane November 26, 2003