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ticketmaster

a website that sells event tickets

they own an online monopoly since there is no other way of purchasing the tickets

this is why ticketmaster feel the need to charge up to a 30% fee on your total purchase.
without competition, Ticketmaster will continue ripping you off

see asshole
ticketmaster by Russian Mike September 28, 2004

Shit tickets 

Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.
I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets
Shit tickets by Simon Callahan September 26, 2010

sellin wolf tickets

the act of someone talking like they are going to do something about or to someone or something, and everybody around them know they are not about to do anything.
"i'm bout to whoop yo a$$".{but i just got beat down yesterday}thats sellin wolf tickets
sellin wolf tickets by kristinat September 30, 2007

shit tickets 

one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom
Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show
shit tickets by Paula Esquivel December 23, 2007

you've got tickets on yourself 

a New Zealand expression used when someone thinks too highly of themselves compared to reality
you've got tickets on yourself don't you!

Circus Tickets 

Code word for marijuana, usually used when attempting to obtain marijuana. First used in a Weekend Update skit on NBC's Saturday Night Live.
Hey, I need $50 worth of circus tickets.
Circus Tickets by Tarpie March 26, 2009