bucky barnes 

super soldier dick asf ‼️

“i want bucky barnes to choke me with his metal arm”

bucky barnes by ilovesupersoldierdick May 8, 2021

Barnshoot 

(or banchoot). British military slang from the time British troops served in India. Corruption of "bahine ka chut" which means "sister's cunt" in Hindi. Abusive term for a person one does not like.

I'm not coming if you've invited that barnshoot!

Barnshoot by Dick Wright-Upham January 7, 2011

barnsley kiss

a painful & quick head butting

yer wah? *barnsley kiss*

barnsley kiss by sheridanjade October 6, 2008

lumpy barney 

the physically impossible act of defacating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the chezz rosterfield......although impossible, this act must be labeled

DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantanious combustion that shall occur during execution of the lumpy barney

after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, Craig produced a classic lumpy barney

lumpy barney by manbearpig301 March 11, 2007

Barney-mugging

Barney-mugging, is a slang word from the 1920's meaning SEX

Yup, I was barney-mugging Ashley all night long baby! Whoooo!!!

Barney-mugging by AlreadyDead June 20, 2007

barnhouse 

1. A laughably arrogant public declaration of humility

2. An attempt to subvert existing channels of discourse towards guerilla marketing (see astroturf)

3. When you think something is finally going to get better after years of badness and instead it gets laughably worse

4. A critical moment in the decline of an institution or custom

5. One who implements or creates any of the aforementioned examples of barnhouse

Quit being a fucking barnhouse.

barnhouse by Jaleo October 20, 2008

barnycles 

Noun: when a female boarder or biker falls too many times on her butt and her labia swells to look like purple testicles hanging between her legs- thus combining Barney and testicles

Ooh babe, you better put some ice on those barnycles

barnycles by natsatsplat March 12, 2011