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The "J" Fantasy 

The ultimate Hedonistic lifestyle that is still livable to the average, working, functioning person (but that's only the beginning). It is comprised mostly or partying, enjoying beautiful weather, and appreciating all the pleasures the world has been kind enough to give us.
Los Angeles is one of the few places in the world where you can live the "J" Fantasy.
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captain fantasy 

A very annoying person who talks to you alot even though you make it obvious that you dont want to be near them, many people dont like this person and often pull pranks on him.
rick: kevin is so friggin annoying he always talks to me and asks dumbass questions.

james: yea i think captain fantasy is pretty weird to
captain fantasy by ricky booby22 October 29, 2007

final fantasy 9 

Not as sucessful as the last two games because:

- Very restrictive and crappy limit break system, which often meant wasting hugely powerful moves on worthless opponents such as goblins, and then not using these moves again for another 50 or so battles
- Treasure items in hidden places in almost every single location your character can be a part of means that most players will feel frustrated at reaching the halfway point of the game and then realise they've failed to complete 60% of the games quests, because they missed a few important items in the first couple of villages (that were beside a girls bed in a random house, for example)
- New, weird races, which had no appeal to anyone and instead made the game feel surreal and alienated
- Cocky shit of a main character who you will feel the need to murder at several stages in the game
- The fact most new locations are destroyed a couple of minutes after you've left them, leaving you at the end of the game with fuck all to re-visit
- Un-customisable and straight forward character development, leaving almost no choices at all open to the player in how each character is improved, apart from choosing their equipment
- After acquiring all the games playable characters into your party, you feel as if you're travelling with a bunch of misfits, not a group of heroes who want to save the world
- Confusing, fickle and somewhat pointless storyline
- Lack of a "do what you like before the end boss" part of the game, like in FF7 with the airship
- Lack of massively powerful opponents, like the WEAPONs in FF7 and the hidden GF's in FF8
- That depressing feeling that this game has been aimed at the "younger audience"
- Slow and clumsy battle animation
- Shit summoning attacks
- No real excitement in the storyline and little information about the game's other characters
- Somewhat lack of seriousness that the other two games had, and instead has been replaced by a wizard candy-house ye-olde-medieavel world
- Frankly shit end sequence
- And to top it off, the slow realisation that this is probably the best game Square is going to produce in a long time, this confirmed when playing FF10
- Bad game music
final fantasy 9 by OiOiBoy June 20, 2006

final fantasy X1 

the worst mmo ever, period.
wow,why does this game suck? OH! i'm playing final fantasy X1
final fantasy X1 by keifster July 24, 2006

Midnight Fantasy 

A beautifully curvaceous muse who is the inspiration for your wildest dreams and fantasies.
Man that girl was such a freak she's gonna be my midnight fantasy for years.
Midnight Fantasy by Nicole Brigid December 9, 2008

revenge fantasy 

The idea of fantasizing about a certain revenge plot to a series or show. It is the idle message of the series or show, as well as the main focus. Hence, "revenge fantasy" for a reason.

Other meanings:

Revenge in a fictional world.

What everyone wants as their revenge story.

Story's main revenge plot for a series that derives on the topic of revenge and romanticizing a point of the story.

A plot or trope used to derive a story's premise, plot, and narrative.
American shows like Insatiable and 13 Reasons Why uses revenge fantasy as their premise of choice.

hood fantasy 

The term to describe when a woman only wants to date black men that deal drugs, speak solely in slang, or exhibit any other black caricatures that are usually demonized by white media.
Friend 1: "Wait, how come Keisha turned down that nigga with the steady 9-5?"

Friend 2: "Gurl, she said he aint hustle enough, she still looking for a hood fantasy."
hood fantasy by tobadabs November 1, 2020