chode blasting taint tickler

recieving a facial while tickling someones taint with a feather duster covered in baby oil

al borlan and ryan are chode blasting taint ticklers

chode blasting taint tickler by brody and carl April 8, 2008

Beasting Off 

The act of masturbating and thinking of animals.

Person 1- So today i decided to masturbate to something different like..Beasting off.

Person 2- whats that?

Person 1- It's where you masturbate and think of animals while masturbating.

Person 2- Really?! OMG! I'm going to go try that right now!

Beasting Off by D. Schlosser February 25, 2008

Breaking the fifth wall 

When after an evening of Facebooking between someone and you in the same house, they break the fifth wall and come and talk to you in person.

Worse if they talk to you about things on Facebook

Oh God, No, I can hear them getting up at the same time....we're going to go into the hallway together...can I..stall? shit, too late!

Urban Dictionary told me that the "Example should include the word "Breaking the fifth wall"" and I'm fine with that.

Breaking the fifth wall by butrsouffi October 9, 2011

breaking good 

When a hard core criminal, junkie or gang banger reaches a point in their life when they decide to go all goodie-two-shoes and start going to church,volunteering at soup kitchens and picking the kids up from school.

I saw Davo going to church the other day..looks like he's breaking good..i suppose there won't be any more of those three day meth orgies at his place anymore...bummer

breaking good by boomstick6699 June 15, 2014

Anal Ball Blasting 

The act of intentionally sitting (anal) on someone elses testicles (ball) which can lead to severe damage to their reproductive organs (blasting).

"I think I'm gonna dump my girlfriend."

"Why?"

"The other night, she was mad at me in bed, so when I had her in missionary, she anal ball blasted me!"

"I had it when girls do their stupid anal ball blasting, it hurts so bad!"

Anal Ball Blasting by Ryan Mac 13 May 10, 2007

Ham-Blasting 

To engage in sexual intercourse with an unattractive, often overweight, intoxicated female. Derived from the derrog. Slam-Pig, refering to opportunistic ugly women who rely on last-call desperation to hook up.

While his fellow frat brothers frustratedly pursued sorority tens, Chip found satisfaction in ham-blasting his way through local dive bars.

Ham-Blasting by Irate November 29, 2005

finger blasting

the act of a partner penetrating a female's vagina with one or more fingers

preferred, as a term, to finger banging by Adam Carolla of Loveline

Though Timmy had never finger blasted before, he got plenty of practice by picking his nose.

finger blasting by Dave Shepherd June 20, 2004