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Safety fart 

When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.
Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.
Safety fart by Hobby-less May 21, 2017

safety fuck 

Someone you agree to have sex with if you haven’t before the age of 16.
Dude, I won’t be a virgin on my 16th. I’ve got a safety fuck.’
safety fuck by Rayhan_103 September 4, 2017

Safety Scissors 

When a guy and a girl scissor but the guy cups his balls with one hand so they don’t get crushed
Damn, that safety scissors was so intense I bruised my hand
Safety Scissors by Thog3.2 October 7, 2017

safety barbie 

A female that is in a safety position within a company that sucks upper Managments dicks or owners that doesn’t understand there job.
Safety Barbie face print was found in the copier glass.
A defensive black person who normally is positioned under the female during sexual interactions. This usually occurs when a black male has sexual interactions with an asian female, especially when the man gets her online for personal entertainment.
The man next door has Safety last night. It was horrific.
Safety by ThisIsMemeCity360noscope21 December 13, 2017

safety whore

A construction company that enforces strict safety rules having sold out to the insurance carrier for a cheaper premium
The general contractor on that project is a safety whore.
safety whore by Cmmncnts May 10, 2018