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Douche Canoe 

1. An individual guilty of blatantly duplicitous behavior on par with or exceeding that of multitudinous douche bags.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.
That douche canoe Bob, plagiarized my paper.

Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.

Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.
Douche Canoe by OrlinSupreme February 5, 2012
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Duche canoe 

A person acting like a complete ass hole and man whore.
"That German is such a duche canoe" said jordan
Duche canoe by Nick's a dick May 28, 2016
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canned food drive 

when they cut up a chick's stomach to get a baby out.
the baby couldn't be born naturally so it was delivered via canned food drive
canned food drive by chaboondo August 30, 2010

canoeing 

The act of paddling a canoe.
I went canoeing with Anne on the Juniper Spring River run in Ocala National Forest, and we had a great time. Many of the people in front of us did not know how to canoe and would go from bank to bank, and then flip their canoes. The alligators love it when the little pink paddlers float right up to them.
canoeing by mlhiss April 2, 2008

Douche Canoe 

A term relative to that of douche bag but instead this term implies that you are in fact a canoe filled with fat old lady douche.
I couldn't believe that Jack would be such a massive douche canoe and tell my girlfriend that I was playing her.

Canoodling 

Noodling (trying to catch a catfish with your bare hands by wiggling your fingers or toes as bait) from a canoe in shallow water. Often results in a capsized canoe, in addition to the injuries common to noodling (snakebites and missing fingers).
Tom: Joe and Billybob went canoodling the other day.
Bud: That so?
Tom: Yeah they didn't say nothin'?
Bud: Sounds fun though. I been noodling but never in a canoe. Didn't hear a thing though.

Tom: Guess that figures - big son-of-a-bitch turned their whole boat over and Billybob lost his phone - but they got the sucker!
Bud: Oh man - I better head over and get me some of that catfish - have me a roast tonight.
Tom: Sounds like a plan - but better get over there 'fore they're done givin' it away - everybody else's heard already.
Bud: Sure thing - thanks Tom!
Canoodling by mmmcookies October 1, 2012

canoodling 

snuggling, kissing, heavy petting, making out, scissoring
i dont even know if people can canoodling without scissoring
canoodling by technine January 10, 2008