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'the condition most closely resembling the effects of being roughly struck with a lead pipe'
'Fuck, I'm so piped from that party, but not as piped as that guy who got attacked with a pipe'
piped by god543210 April 5, 2009
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Phonetic play on the Internet term pwned, carrying the same meaning.
"I just poned all four of those guys, and smacked the last one with the flag!"

"I just got poned by my history final =\"
poned by Gogeta May 6, 2004

Pope John XXIII High School 

A school that prevails for people who are hardcore Catholics, don't smoke weed, and generally reside in fagoland. Everyone else is fucked for 4 years.
"Uhh pot?"
"Uhh Drug tests"
"Um Pope John XXIII High School."
Visiting Portsmouth for the first time and feeling out of place due to the amount of chavs
John: What did you do this weekend?

Bob: I got Pomped!

John: What?!

Bob: I went to Portsmouth for the first time.

John: What was it like?

Bob: Good, although I was shocked by how many chavs there were.

Pomped by steve_got_pomped March 4, 2008
Being super dope, or chill.
Dude Anthony is so pope with his american eagle shirt.
Pope by BK SWAG November 10, 2012
(verb): To leave one church (normally the Church of England) and enter full communion with the Roman Catholic Church. Most often used by Anglo-Catholic priests to refer to former colleagues of theirs who have converted.
("to pope"):

"ah yes, when I was curate at Holy Trinity, I had two excellent colleagues: one of them's died, poor chap, and the other's poped."
to pope by Thurifer October 19, 2009