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Bi-V-Polar 

adj; The extreme feeling of pride a health care worker feels when they successfully start an IV. Also, the extreme feeling of shame a health care worker feels when they miss an IV.
Patient: "OW!"

Phlebotomist: "Sorry. I'm such an idiot!"

Patient: "No, you're not. I have small veins. Here, try that one. See, you got it!"

Phlebotomist: "Yes! I am the master!"

Patient: "Don't be so Bi-V-Polar, dude."
Bi-V-Polar by Webstor 2 December 2, 2010
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Bi-Polar Butt Disease

A case in which you have very smelly farts sometimes uncontrollably expelling from your anus, but you ate nothing to provoke such an occurrence.
Dude Ian has major Bi-Polar Butt Disease this evening.

Non-polar opposite 

Patrick and Jessica are such non-polar opposites!”

“What does that mean?”

“Look it up on urban dictionary you fucking dumbass.”

bi polar bear 

Take your deal to the Bi polar Bear's office, I'm not sure what mood he's in.
bi polar bear by SHIT BAAAAAAGZ December 4, 2010

Jamaican Polar Bear

A move demonstrated during sexual intercourse when the male ejaculates on his partners face, throws bleached pubic hairs in the semen (Angry Gorilla) and proceeds to defecate on their head symbolizing a polar bear with dreadlocks. Works best when the male has diarrhea. Used as either a breakup tactic, revenge tactic or a fetish act.
Yeah she wouldn't shut the fuck up so i just gave her a Jamaican Polar Bear yet she enjoyed it.

The Wandering Polar Bear 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ass and it travels out the butthole down into the vagina.
She said she was involved with P.E.T.A. so I gave her "The Wandering Polar Bear."

Bi-eber-Polar Disorder 

A mental disorder afflicting teenage girls, characterized by extreme highs at the sight of Justin Bieber with marked lows or depression upon hearing of his association with Selena Gomez.
Boy: OMG, Justin Bieber is dating Selena Gomez?!

Girl: WAAAAHH! (The Snooki waahh) FML! I need a drink!

Boy: Someone has Bi-eber-Polar Disorder,

Girl: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY MEDICAL CONDITION!