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Moscow Mitch 

Thats when you get drunk on vodka and then shit the bed. Just like Mitch McConnell shit the bed helping america through the pandemic
I pulled a Moscow Mitch last night...woke up covered in shit....again.
Moscow Mitch by Wisdom of an og October 22, 2020

rusty mitch

when you you and your buddy fuck your girlfriend in the ass, than use ur shit covered dicks to play tic tac toe on her back.
me and my buddy got my girlfriend drunk and rusty mitched her.
rusty mitch by 69yourmommy March 27, 2009

A Mitch and T 

1: "one who shuns themselves away in there room away from life, playing WoW (World of Warcraft) 24/7 and not being social in the outside world at ALL.

2: "someone realllllly lazy"
"hey do you wanna go to the mall with me?"
(nah, i think ima pull a mitch and t )

"get your ass up off the couch!!"
(DUDE!, im pulling a mitch and t!!

Hurricane Mitch 

An example on Hurricane Mitch? Wow, you dumb fuck.

the mitch 

when in ur dorm room u begin to give someone to much to drink to the point of them shitting on themselves, then as they sleep they begin to throw up on their own chest, while 2 or 3 peoples begin to piss or ejaculate on there lips.
man i gave maka the mitch special.
the mitch by jim nasty April 4, 2005

little mitch 

The act of masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto
Coastie got so involved with his little mitch that he crashed his 1971 Ford Pinto into the drive through window of his local KFC.
little mitch by publius2011 April 24, 2017