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trade dogs 

There are two distinct definitions, or methods of trading dogs.

The adjective "trade dogs" comes from the early to mid high school years, where young children used code to define when they would like to swing their fists. It was often used as a threat to extort lunch money or prey on poor defenseless nerds, while slamming them upon the hard metal surface of a locker.

At this point in time, this term is used as a greeting, completely meaningless inside joke or meme between friends. In this respect, to trade dogs can mean anything from joining a raiding party in World of Warcraft, to hanging out and smoking weed. It is absolutely imperative to use CAPS when trading dogs in this manner.
Example 1
Bully: Hey punk.. wanna trade dogs?
Nerd: HAHAH what?
Bully: *swings at nerd*

Example 2
Tornizzle: YO MANG WANNA TRADE DOGZZZ?
Dwingo: YA WHAT YOU GOT
Tornizzle: I GOT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER
Dwingo: Okay um, where are we raiding dude?
trade dogs by Tornizzle December 7, 2007

tradechat 

Tradechat is a chat you can enter while in a major city in the MMORPG world of warcraft. By using /2 in the commandline.

This is the chat for selling and buying items and crafts, with acronyms like WTS, WTT, WTB,Crafting.
And is also used to spam random things like the infamous dirge and chuck norris.
tradechat "WTS 10x Primal Earth"
tradechat "WTT Primal Mooncloth for Spellcloth"
tradechat "WTB Stacks of Netherweave cloth"
tradechat "Crafting Spellstriker Hood your mats my nether"
tradechat by Julia Rosendahl June 10, 2008

part-tarded 

Main Entry: Part-tarded
Pronunciation: 'pärt-tär-did
Function: adjective
offensive: 1: A person of otherwise average intelligence that demonstrates a habit of making unintelligent decisions or prone to acting in an unintelligent or careless manner. 2: An unwise decision made by those who do not have to actually carry out the instructions: 3: A device or machine (IE: Computers) when they don’t do what they are designed to do.

1: I don’t know why he did that, he knew better than to lick that Poison Ivy.
2: Man, whoever decided that doing it this way must have been Part-tarded.
3: I told this Part-tarded thing to print the document four times, but all it wants to do is open the calculator.
part-tarded by D. Wulf September 5, 2008

jane of all trades 

Female handyman business based in Kirkland, wa since 2015. Owner: pepper fox.
I need Jane Of All trades to fix my stuff!

Wii-tarded 

The feeling that you experience after someone walks in on you playing a game with the Wii's motion-sensing controller.
I felt very Wii-tarded after my wife walked in on me swordfighting with the Wiimote in my underwear.
Wii-tarded by Voyager July 16, 2006

jackass of all trades 

someone who is good at what he attempts but is conceited and arrogant about his own skills
Yea, Nathan is a jackass of all trades. He passed both his tests, and rubbed it in my face.
jackass of all trades by Faggle October 26, 2007