shave the polar bear 

to spontaneously create a new definition for a word or phrase; usually indicated through voice inflection; often sexual or taboo

Person 1: With the state of global warming, pretty soon we are going to have to shave the polar bears.

Person 2: Yeah, I bet you like to shave the polar bear. Your Mom and I shaved the polar bear last night!

shave the polar bear by Master Wordsmith May 3, 2006

bi polar bear 

a bi polar bear is a bisexual crazy bear

i went to the sanfrancisco zoo the other day and i got the laugh of a lifetime when i seen my first bi polar bear i know he was a true one as he was acting crazy while fuckin all the other polar bears in its habitat

bi polar bear by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 26, 2009

big crazy polar bear 

Well...It is big, it is crazy, and, my fine feathered friend, it is in fact a Polar Bear. You can also call your friend this. All in good fun of course.

The Big Crazy Polar Bear tried to convince me that stale fish tastes better unharmed.

big crazy polar bear by LoLa October 30, 2004

bi-polar bear 

A bi-polar person who sucks at anything and everything he does, but at the same time thinks he does better at anything and everything than everyone around him. He is a self centered piece of shit, and hates to be proven wrong. If you make a mistake or say an answer wrong, he will proceed to call you a dumbass. He refers to the term "karma" a lot. He has been playing guitar for quite a few years, but sounds as if he had just learned yesterday. If you do not act the way he expects you to he will use the phrase "Oh no, it's (your name here)". He often loves annoying people with his bad 'jokes' and retarded self, but if you annoy him long enough, he will get pissed off and ignore you for the rest of the day. When not being annoying, the bi-polar bear grazes on craigslist looking at guitars and other musical instruments to fantasize about. His favorite band is Metallica! He also fantasizes about Kirt Hammett!

Ryan: Uh oh Joe, it's Ryan!
Joe: Oh no Ryan, it's Joe!
Ryan & Joe: AHHH BI-POLAR BEAR RUN AWAY!!!...

bi-polar bear by JACK-OFF JILL October 12, 2009

non-polar 

Someone who acts bi-polar and you KNOW is bi-polar, but hasn't been diagnosed as such, so unfair to call them that.

When Ann is stuck in a standard hotel room, she becomes non-polar!

non-polar by AnnDe August 1, 2008

bi-polar

Finding yourself in a threesome with two guys and one girl

When my hand touched a penis that wasn't mine, I knew this threesome had become bi-polar

bi-polar by Bav Bavaro July 9, 2010

south polar bear 

(n) When a woman takes a big turd and freezes it. And when it is totally frozen it can be used as a dildo.

Tina took a fat shit, and made it into a South Polar Bear!

south polar bear by $ C-Money $ May 13, 2005