january 5th 

the queens meme day

1: did u hear about january 5th
2: yeah queen elizabeth?

january 5th by bigdaddygay January 5, 2019

I Plead the 5th 

A term that mostly black people say

Tyrone: I PLEAD THE 5TH

Cop: I Do not Care Blacky

I Plead the 5th by Scar The Cat November 26, 2022

April 5th 

The day that Kurt Cobain was slain by Jack Black. Years later JB wrote confession of his deed in the song 'The Metal'. Henceforth grunge was truly smitten for the better because as we all know grunge is the forfather of emo which can suck a left nut

On April 5th Metal killed Kurt Cobain

April 5th by TrueMetalLover April 21, 2010

october 5th 

the day that melodee was born<3

person: omg is it melodees birthday?
person2: yeah dude its october 5th

october 5th by m.l.l.c September 16, 2020

December 5th 

national come to school naked day

him:hey you going to school naked

friend/him:yea i'm going naked

him:why?
friend/him:it's December 5th

December 5th by a.......... December 3, 2020

Nov 5th 

Give a girl named Faith ur hoodie

Bob:Hey it's Nov 5th

Jerry: I'm gonna go give Faith my hoodie real quick

Nov 5th by Poopoopeepee13 November 4, 2019

July 5th 

The day after ths most badass birthday ever. Usually a day of regrets like the common problems of, I can't believe I slept with a girl with herpes, or I should have drank a little less. A lot of asprin and Gatorade will be used. And by 3 o'clock everybody who doesn't have any will end up getting some.

Mike-Ughh that party was a rager, I'm so hung over .
Zachary- The asprin is in the bathroom and Gatorade is in the fridge. And quick question, if I have cold sores on my...
Mike- Bro you have the herp.
Zachary- Man I hate July 5th

July 5th by ProfessionalMaggot\m/ July 31, 2016