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Tits Blazin'

A close cousin to the term "guns blazin'" but for chicks. It is used to describe any females who wear low cut shirts that show off a lot of cleavage.
Did you see Kathy? She really came to work today with "tits blazin'"
Tits Blazin' by M &D June 18, 2008

tits on a cheetah 

An expression of admiration for something/someone who is superb, excellent, of highest quility. The coolest. Can also be used to describe a situatuion.
On a blistering hot summer day, a cold beer in the shade is like tits on a cheetah.

tits on a cheetah by blueluna January 31, 2008

Tits to the Moon 

Arriving at such of state of intoxication as to render oneself in a near-comatose stupor, whereby one is generally passed out on their back for an extended period of time.
After David Hasselhoff ate his burger he was tits to the moon!

Tits a poppin 

A phrase to describe a woman having no other redeemable qualities or otherwise noteworthy distinctions besides her abnormally large breasts

To describe something as being awesome
"Ole tits a poppin is really rocking those things at the end of the bar"

"That last game of Battlefield was pretty tits a poppin you guys"
Tits a poppin by bearflash April 10, 2012

TITS-UP IN A DITCH 

A hopeless situation that only gets worse, usually brought about by chance, and from which there appears to be absolutely no escape. bad luckf***** updead endno hope
Used in a fiction by Annie Proulx in the New Yorker June 9&16,2008
TITS-UP IN A DITCH,about the “luck” of a young woman,Dakota who was abandoned by her mother as a baby and raised on a farm by her grandparents. Her grandfather came back to the house one day and said that a cow had tried to climb a steep wet slope that apparently slid out from under her, and had landed on her back in a ditch. “Had me some (bad) luck today” he said. Goddam cow got herself tits-up in a ditch couple days ago. Dead time I found her”.
Dakota goes on to find herself pregnant, married and abandoned by her husband, Sash, who joined the army. Dakota then leaves her baby and also joins the army. Dacota lost an arm, her baby gets killed and Sash ends up in a coma with both legs blown off and half his head gone. Upon returning alone to the farm, Sash’s mother asks Dakota about his condition. Dakota answers “Sash is tits-up in a ditch”. And that is when Dakota began to feel her own decent into the dark watery mud.
TITS-UP IN A DITCH by TuttPutt August 2, 2008

tits and grits 

the act of going to a strip club during the hours of 5-11 in the morning and then taking your stripper friend out to breakfast
i was at dunkin donuts and i saw this dude splitting a bagel with a chick in a bikini, pulled a mean tits and grits
tits and grits by murda doc September 21, 2009