zoobed

you die so fast that the only thing you see is a purple blur, nuff said your owned.

Kerose7777: what just happend?

Zoobkillerninja: you just got zoobed

Kerose7777:really!?, wow im tired of dying already!!!

zoobed by Kerose7777 October 7, 2009

zooted out 

Hyped up off of drugs. Preferably crack, or cocaine.

Sheila was totally zooted out after snorting lines off of hookers' asses all night.

zooted out by Razzy Ratchets February 20, 2015

Zooted 

when you smoke so much weed you are beyond the point of stoned and the possibilty of vomiting is very real

Ohhhh shit, I shouldn't have taken that last bong Rip! I'm sooo fuckin' Zooted!

Zooted by Tony Reno September 11, 2003

Zooted 

to smoke weed to the point of being way past complety stoned

jacob, i'm zooted man..

Zooted by mastadoja September 30, 2003

zooted outta my socks 

so fucked up that you can barely walk and talk. all you can think about is how fucked up you are. you are more than just zooted, more than high or drunk, you are zooted outta your socks

bro. i am zooted outta my socks. i’m so fucked up.

zooted outta my socks by Your #1 vaper February 5, 2019

dumb zooted 

Aka. Danish, where you are so baked you can't feel or see anything.

DANISH YOU ARE DUMB ZOOTED RIGHT NOW.

dumb zooted by Alex Danish April 21, 2018

Zoomed-out 

A state of fatigue, weariness or confusion from extended periods of time in Zoom meetings.

“I can’t do another zoom meeting. I am zoomed-out man

Zoomed-out by Ronnie “The Bear” Holstein April 29, 2020