Winding and grinding 

a signature dance move of a man named Duke Depp who dresses up as Willy Wonka.

Duke always do the winding and grinding on his live

Winding and grinding by Cola.depp March 21, 2021

Stevie Wondering it 

When you're so high, you are just sitting there with your eyes closed.

Hey dude, look at Dave. He's totally Stevie Wondering it.

Stevie Wondering it by Cold pop September 15, 2018

wandering 

walking around aimlessly, trying not to appear mentally ill, pretending to be boss, but actually you hate life and feel stuck. you go places randomly for whatever reason to feel better about yourself.

friend: "where you going?"
me: "gonna go wandering around town"
friend: "ok man, try not to look like a creep"

wandering by tiredbrokenrecord June 8, 2016

winding your ass and scratching your watch 

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

winding your ass and scratching your watch by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

wandering mongoose 

The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.

Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.

Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?

Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.

Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.

wandering mongoose by jimbobkyle April 4, 2008

Wandering Monster

One who will not be found on the main road. This person is a gamer that values friendship but is also willing to participate in frequent insults pertaining to another Monsters mother. A Monster must be witty and ready to strike at the first sign of weakness. Insults are subject to review by other Monsters and will be judged accordingly. Insults that don’t live up to expectations will be dismissed while those that do will invite future attacks. Attacks which include the words Munging or Cosby Sweeter will most likely earn more respect from a Wandering Monster.

No Example for a Wandering Monster

Wandering Monster by Woñs March 16, 2012

wintering in rome 

A 19th century posh word for lesbian

"Did you hear she's wintering in rome?"

wintering in rome by shlotedaddy June 26, 2019