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He Walked On Water

He wore starched white shirts buttoned at the neck
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water
And if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water
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You've been walked

When someone has been "walked " they have been stolen from . someone has walked off with their belongings or also robbed for them
K.j "walked " me for my phone charger i let him borrow it last week i haven't seen him since . "You've been walked"
You've been walked by 1kay May 20, 2019

Yard Walker 

Firefighter personnel on scene of any non-specific emergency scene who's sole purpose is to give one the illusion of somewhat importance. Yard Walkers tend to appear busy, and almost always are communicating with some unknown entity via hand held radio. The Yard Walker's most difficult job is to answer any relevant question about the patient when asked by EMS personnel. A Yard Walker is the visual stereotype of your friendly neighborhood hero....the Firefighter. No matter how well they play it off, it's best to acknowledge their "importance" and thank them for their service.
" Dispatch to ambulance unit responding, be advised there is one patient. 5 yard walkers are on scene as well."

"Dad, look at all the firemen working in that yard!

No. Those, my son, are yard walkers."
Yard Walker by TideEMT20 March 11, 2013

Kit Walker 

A sexy insane asylum patient played by actor Evan Peters in the second season of the TV series American Horror Story on FX. Accused of murdering multiple women including his wife Alma. He is innocent of these murders but he's guilty of killing many teen girls due to excessive sexiness.
"Kit Walker and I are the new OTP."
Kit Walker by thatsopanda May 28, 2015

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Devon H Walker 

The kind of wife that will cheat on you while she’s at work
Yo that Devon h walker though. She sucked me off at the dental, I love me a woman who cheats.

Summer Walker 

A beautiful black female r&b singer from Atlanta, Ga. Summer is best known for her hit singles “Girls Need Love” and “Playing Games”. In 2018, Summer released her mixtape “Last Day of Summer” and in 2019, Summer released her debut album “Over it”. Summer made history because her debut album “Over it” was the most streamed album by a female r&b artist ever.
Summer Walker is my favorite singer
Summer Walker by prinxcess lol February 19, 2020