Galway Varsity Golf 

A bunch of fake redneck, small dicked, cat fucking faggots that have never played an honest game of golf in their lives. A Smith Card, also known a cheat sheet, is usually what is given as the final score. Once the coaches walk away, the fun in the woods begins. If you are quiet, you can hear the skin slapping and the cats meowing.

Did you hear about Galway Varsity Golf? They were holding cats down in the woods.

Galway Varsity Golf by #ThatGuy September 22, 2017

mr varsity

Someone that is better than everyone at everything. Especially football and baseball. Starts varsity as an underclass man

Jv player 1: did you see mr varsity Friday night?
Freshman: yeah, he is in my grade!

mr varsity by BigDaddyCam January 4, 2016

super varsity 

The level at which the most awesome people on the varsity team should be on, generally used sarcastically to tell off the arrogant athletes that are amazing but act like there Gods.

Example of super varsity in Crew/Rowing:

Tom: I'm so good bob, I can go so much faster than you ever will you suck at life I stroke the top boat.
Bob: STFU Tom and go join super varsity.

super varsity by rower200 May 22, 2009

Junior Varsity Catholic 

Member of the Anglican Communion (e.g. Episcopalian)

The Archbishop of Canterbury is a Junior Varsity Catholic.

Junior Varsity Catholic by klusnark October 7, 2009

ass party varsity 

A porn video consisting of fat band geeks fucking in a circle

The clarinets got together and watched Ass Party Varsity last night.

also: Junior Ass Party Varsity

ass party varsity by Monsignore O'Brien October 3, 2013

junior varsity

A high school or college team made up of people not good enough to be at the top level

That kid sucks, so he's on junior varsity.

junior varsity by Arparthurnax LeFanje April 26, 2016

UVA Varsity Athlete 

The epitome of perfection in both mind and body.

Notable UVA Varsity Athletes
Tiki Barber (football)
Ryan Elliott (soccer)
Alecko Eskandarian (soccer)
Ryan Zimmerman (baseball)

I thought he was just another dumb sports guy, then I found out he was a UVA Varsity Athlete...he probably got a better SAT score than I did.

UVA Varsity Athlete by VirginiaSoccerFan March 14, 2012