N. A giant sea turtle that when kissed by a fairy princess becomes a chicken leg. Once eaten and digested it becomes fesces. If the fesces is lucky enough to be spread onto a field of cocoa plants the plants will absorb the initial energy derived from swimming through the ocean for 200 years and will become an umpa lumpa plant. This plant must then go through a rigorous inspection process which enables only the stongest of umpa lumpa's to not be cast into the hog feed. Once through inspection, the umpa lumpa is given a host body and put to work in the cocoa factory.

The umpa lumpa is a carnivore.

Umpa Lumpa by The Gentle Lion December 28, 2005

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Umpa-Lumpa

A female U.S. Marine. They are short, wide, annoying and look funny. They wear two-piece suits(Marine Corps Camaflauge- blouse and trousers.) Their hair is all puffed up.

Wow! Look at that Umpa-Lumpa crossing the barracks! Why did she join??!!

Umpa-Lumpa by Jarhead0311 November 7, 2008

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Umpa-Lumpa

cheep workers, most commonly used to make chocolate. while not very pleasant to look at the due to their midget/woman/transvestite appearance they do have some catchy rhymes.

example 1

bob: "Hey dude just hire some Mexicans to dig the ditch"

mark: "Naw man ima get some Umpa-Lumps there cheeper"

example 2

bill: "listen to them spook's singin their nigger work song"

hank: "i reckon them Umpa-Lumpa can sing also huh"

Umpa-Lumpa by Matt from Downey ca April 10, 2010

Umpa Lumpa

n. just about any group of cooworkers from another country that inhabit you workplace in large numbers.

what ? me ? get a umpa lumpa to do it.

Umpa Lumpa by Franz February 11, 2004

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