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twatting 

the synonym word for twittering; also, the infinitive word of twitter.
I am twittering how much I hate twatting on twitter
twatting by lordmind May 7, 2009

twatting 

To strike someone over the head, preferably with a shoe
I twatted him upside the head with my size ten.
twatting by Cap'n J June 25, 2004

twatting 

Also can be used in place of fucking, arsing...
I've got a twatting exam today dammit!
twatting by Natalie Windsor March 14, 2004

Twittering

"Twittering" is a word mistakenly used to describe the action of posting a comment on Twitter. It is primarily said by people who have never used Twitter before, and only heard about it from and friend or a T.V show.

The proper word would be "tweeting" (see tweeting)
Hey man, did twitter that message to your friends? - Guy 1

No, but I tweeted the post to my followers... - Guy 2

I think I'm going to be twittering this link to everyone I know! - Guy 1

It's called tweeting... - Guy 2

twittersingle 

Adj: a status of a person who is in a relationship or married but does not behave as such on Twitter.
His wife sent about 20 angry tweets to me. I replied, "it ain't my fault your husband's acting twittersingle. You're barking up the wrong tree. Yell at him."
twittersingle by CJFierce September 4, 2013

twatting out 

Verb

When someone overreacts to something menial in a negative, sometimes unprofessional manner. These reactions are out of line, and often aggressive and/or passionate in nature.
Conversation between co-workers
Person A: "Hey, I noticed (insert something stupid that person B did).
Person B: "insert combination of snide comments, expletives, and overall bitchiness"

Later:
Conversation between two friends
Person A: "God, she's so fucking annoying."
Person C: "Yeah, sounds like she was twatting out"