trading up

When someone(usually a woman) trades his/her current situation, spouse and overall lifestyle for a better, more extravangant one. It is similar to gold digger, but normally the ones who are "Trading Up" can live on their own and already have money, but want more along with the fairy-tale love aspect of life.

The model from Candace Bushnell's book, "Trading Up" traded up her life as a model whore, to be the wife of a Film Company executive, but in turn traded up her life as a wife, to try and become a movie executive, herself.

trading up by Cassiopium May 16, 2006

trading fours 

A jazz music term, indicating a pattern in which two solo instruments alternately play 4 measures each.

Engaging in senseless or pointless argument.

"You better move now little darlin' or you'll be
trading fours with the Jack of Speed" . . .
Steely Dan's 'Jack of Speed' from Two Against Nature, 2000

trading fours by James Cox November 4, 2006

trickle treating 

The Bone-apple-tea version of Trick or Treating.

Trickle Treating: the wrong way of pronouncing ‘Trick or Treating’

Person 1: we going trickle-treating tonight?
Person 2: do you mean Trick or Treating?
Person 1: oh is that how it’s spelt. I’m an idiot.

trickle treating by AshKetchup9 October 13, 2019

When Ghetto Spread stops trending, we die. 

BLUE TEXT GOES: When Ghetto Spread stops trending, we die.

Person 1: Ahoy, have you seen that guy on UrbDic?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: I don't know man but when ghetto spread stops trending, we die.

When Ghetto Spread stops trending, we die. by DontPlayTheHateGameThePlayer June 13, 2021

trading lumber 

When you try to shit into somebody else's worn out asshole and pass the turd back and forth until it loses its form.

The physics behind trading lumber is being researched by a team of gay scientists at the University of San Francisco.

trading lumber by loose plumbing January 14, 2008

trending tab 

Gulag filled with cancer patients (ie: Fallon and Lele Pons)

The trending tab is a cyst pool of late night shows and buzzfeed

trending tab by NibbaLicker June 22, 2019

Trading Paint 

This is what happens when a car scraps another car, especially at low speed. Paint from each car is rubbed onto the other.

I rear-ended that car and we ended up trading paint.

Trading Paint by Skooma314 September 1, 2009