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thrift shop white 

A person who is basically a neck beard, only wears clothes from thrift stores and never washes them nor themselves
That kid ian that tries to be hipster and smells disgusting, yeah he's so thrift shop white
thrift shop white by Sherpaherder_69 February 18, 2015

thrift store dick 

When a guy likes to sleep around with anything and everything that moves. AKA a dick that's been hopped on too many times..
"So did you hear that Hayden slept with Varland?"
"Yeah, OMG! He's such a thrift store dick."
thrift store dick by kgmw May 12, 2018

thrift store 

A place where Whatsherface is forced to go to by her "friends", cheerleader, so and so, and the ugly one. One or two cent each item.
Whatsherface, you can go to a thrift store...or junkyarrd.
thrift store by Sibbie April 23, 2005

Thrift goop 

Cheap product, as in inexpensive styling gel or mousse.
I could spend money on this salon recommended styling gel, or I could just grab this thrift goop and call it a day.
Thrift goop by Ereck Flowers December 3, 2010

Thrift Shopping 

Going to Bars on busy nights such as Valentine’s Day to “shop” for someone else’s unwanted “Second Hand crap”.
Jacob was feeling lonely on Valentine’s Day, so he went downtown around midnight to do some “Thrift Shopping”.
Thrift Shopping by KRiver February 14, 2020

thrift sex 

The act of purposely seeking out a anorexic woman for a one night stand solely for the purpose of saving money by not having to purchase food or contraception during the date.
Man, I am horny, broke and I don’t get paid for three more days! I need to go down to the modeling school and find some thrift sex.
thrift sex by OMG303LOL May 22, 2018