Thief in Chief

Another increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

With a larcenous track record as long as his, it seems entirely likely that the Thief in Chief will attempt to steal the 2020 Election.

Thief in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

Thief in the dark 

The ability to steal something without someone noticing.

Pablo is a thief in the dark.

Thief in the dark by Jesus March 20, 2005

thief snake 

A sketchy well-known louse who torches vehicles and pockets money from local pizza establishments.
An uncertain dad who wears white new balance shoes
An unexplainable snitch

Leo Lurns is the shadiest thief snake in all of eastern canada

thief snake by Wall648acad February 1, 2017

Thief Scouting 

The act of hiding outside of your house for all night, waiting for possible thieves.
It can be an useful pastime when you manage to lock the house with the keys inside, and you remain outside.

John: Damn, you look like you haven't sleeped for years!
Carl: Yeah, I've been thief scouting for all night!

Thief Scouting by PastimeParadise July 19, 2010

Thief Head 

A southern Trinidadian Creole slang used to describe an unfortunate or difficult situation. It is often an exclamation expressed after an unfortunate or difficult event and if said event was done by a human, then he or she can be called a thief head

"Lonny, how was the exam?"

Lonny shakes his head and says,"Thief Head!😓".

"Hey La Toya, did you get me on the V.I.P list as you said you would?"

La Toya replies, "Sorry Lonny, I didn't."

Lonny then says, "You're a thief head!"

Thief Head by mslonnybreaux July 22, 2015

Thief-bay 

the ebay website(because you can offer an item at an outrageously high price there)

If I ever go shopping online, I will never accept any offers from Thief-bay.

Thief-bay by Light Joker January 17, 2005

Thief in the morning dew 

1) Missing a putt on the golf course, due mainly to the slower speed of the greens when playing very early in the morning.

2) Convincing your partner to get in a morning quickie.

1) Thief in the morning dew

Derek - "Wow, that was a slow putt...you really should have made that one."

Michael - "I know...I definitely got theifed in the morning dew."

2) Thief in the morning dew

Patrick - "Hey buddy, you're looking pretty happy today....did you theif one in the morning dew?"

Travis - "Ya man, it's the best way to start the day."

Thief in the morning dew by TheBayBender September 9, 2010