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The Honor Academy 

The position of sexual intercourse in which the man and woman are strictly face-to-face. Some believe that this is the only "honorable" way to have sex, and may only be executed within the context of marriage. Their reasoning comes from the fact that humans are the only living things to have sex face-to-face, although evolutionists bring strong, ape-saturated arguments to the table. It should also be known that a recent change in the rules has been added: the "Back 40" is strictly off limits, except when entered in the presence of a core advisor.
Dave: Dude, how is married life?
Ron: I can't even begin to describe how much The Honor Academy changed my life. Let's just say I'm enrolled in The HA and I will never leave!
Randy: Anyone who leaves The Honor Academy will be in sin for the rest of his life.
Ron: My thought exactly.
The Honor Academy by Vonaphin January 27, 2010

The Glenbrook Academy of International Studies 

A special division of Glenbrook South and North with 120 students at any given time, 30 students per grade level, that have special privileges. These unique species commonly affiliate themselves with hardcore debate, classical music, too much technology, and often have nothing better to do than their homework. Students in the "Academy" are often labeled "Academites".
Typical conversation between a teacher and a student from the Glenbrook Academy of International Studies:

Teacher: Who are you?

Academite: I'm in the Academy and was wondering if I could--

Teacher: Yes.

The Broasca Academy 

This is the best type of family anyone could ever have. Though the broasca academy is not related biologically, its bond within the group of friends is much closer than a lot of families. Previously known as “the froggo fam”, the academy was made by Jeffrey as a place for a large group of close friends. If you are in this community, you should be considered lucky because we only have the best and most elite here! It is a privilege to be here.
Person 1: are you in the broasca academy?
Person 2: ofc not, that place only has the best people of earth!
The Broasca Academy by defnotlily December 7, 2021

The forest academy 

The forest academy is a school based in north east London and the deadest school in Redbridge. Do not go to this school the teachers just don’t give a fuck and are pedos the sixth form is trash and there’s always beef you’ll literally get patterned plus every single year we get new different head teachers that don’t even last that long. The year 11s always be smoking in the field, the wannabe roadmen be bring shanks to school like they’re about that life, there’s Essex chavs everywhere like just shutuppp, the year 7s be running around like rats screaming ofb kmtt. Not even people who live in Hainault wanna come here hahaa
Me: *chewing gum*
Teacher: that will be 20 minutes after school, don’t show up and it will go on to 40

The forest academy = trash
The forest academy by Woiii_:) December 9, 2020

The Episcopal Academy 

The Episcopal Academy is a preppy school. But what you don't realize is that the people writing these things in are just jealous cause they go to Haverford and lack girls. These people writing in go to one of the rival schools and have the same type cars, with the same "Main-Line" moms, and the same life style. The kids at EA are more real and down to earth then any of the schools in the Inter AC (the correct spelling). Yes EA is misrepresented by losers that put their "sweet sixteen" on MTV. If I am not mistakin though I beleive he was Hanging out with mostly Haverford kids. Episcopal Academy is a great place to go to school and will be ridiculously dominant after their new campus is built.
By the way, Don't be pissed because Episcopal kids can party.

The Episcopal Academy 

full of hottt boysss

ais sophomore class approves you
"woahh hes FINEEEE"
"yeahh he goes to EA"
"yeah i can tell..."