Genderized 

It’s not sexist but when someone looks at something and says that’s for girls/boys

The color pink is so genderized

Genderized by 🥵🔥Frat boy Harry 🔥🥵 December 7, 2020

Tinderise 

To swipe left or right on a person in real life in your mind when you first meet them.

I tinderise every girl I meet, it is a really bad habit.

Tinderise by loca rush January 30, 2018

meat tenderizer 

Slang term describing a police officer's baton. The term is best appreciated when the baton is furiously applied on the head of some stupid bastard who desperately deserves it.

We loved it when the dude who ran over the little kid resisted arrest, because it gave the police a good opportunity to use the meat tenderizer.

meat tenderizer by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005

Tenderizing the Weasel 

The act of masturbation, beating and/or jerking off.

Dude, I totally just walked in on Mark while he was tenderizing the weasel!

Tenderizing the Weasel by justsomeotherguy May 8, 2009

Tenderness 

Tenderness ..

That’s me .. at my core …

Gentle .. soft .. sweet ..

Rare for a straight guy perhaps .. one of my age especially but what we are what we are..

Tenderness

All I ever wanted to give

…..

Instead we got ….

Defence mechanism ultra …

Oh that’s cause a lot of the world lack the above traits …

Even affects my relationship with my kids

Hand of god ?

Do I blame him? no ..

Did he make me believe after eating the dirt

Yes

Do I believe in energy as I say ..

Without a doubt ..

Cleansing process is not abating .. and the worst is at the end of that cycle …

Merging the two beliefs still until I have my answer …

I actually think the garden of Eden .. twin flame reunion … reversed …

The bible has many forms not just the one ..

Tenderness .. Tender is the one …

Tenderness by LetsTalkAboutX January 14, 2023

pegis-tenderitis 

Condition in which a person (usually a pirate) suffers severe tenderness in left, right, or both peg legs. Some common terms for this affliction are "stub-ache" and "nub-rash".

Bilbo Stubbins and his companion Chicken Nubbins hobbled along in excruciating agony due to their pegis-tenderitis. "I told you twice boy to buy a gosh darned Terry Fox leg and now see what you gone and done" yelled Big Momma Haggis as they continued on their not so merry way.

pegis-tenderitis by Beve Patty October 7, 2005

Tenderheaded  

When a person has a sensitive scalp, and hurts when hair is combed or braided.

Shatima: Damn girl you you should let me braid yo hair!

Shaniqua: Aiight, but a bitch best be careful, shoot, I'm tenderheaded !

Tenderheaded by Thomas0323 March 14, 2009