trading fours 

A jazz music term, indicating a pattern in which two solo instruments alternately play 4 measures each.

Engaging in senseless or pointless argument.

"You better move now little darlin' or you'll be
trading fours with the Jack of Speed" . . .
Steely Dan's 'Jack of Speed' from Two Against Nature, 2000

trading fours by James Cox November 4, 2006

trading lumber 

When you try to shit into somebody else's worn out asshole and pass the turd back and forth until it loses its form.

The physics behind trading lumber is being researched by a team of gay scientists at the University of San Francisco.

trading lumber by loose plumbing January 14, 2008

tardigan 

A sweater for special people

When Corky took Amanda out on a date, he wore his very best tardigan.

tardigan by rocjok April 28, 2011

Trading Paint 

This is what happens when a car scraps another car, especially at low speed. Paint from each car is rubbed onto the other.

I rear-ended that car and we ended up trading paint.

Trading Paint by Skooma314 September 1, 2009

Tardling

The offspring of 2 Tards !!

"your our little Tardling"

Tardling by baggy600 February 13, 2010

Tardisgasm

An orgasm bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside and is so good that it travels back in time and makes previous sex better.

I just had such a tardisgasm that it made last week's sex seem better.

Tardisgasm by HotKat April 2, 2011

trading he-man swords 

a homosexual activity.

They have been trading he-man swords since back in the day.

trading he-man swords by dorkicorn November 23, 2013