sweeney taste test 

A taste test used on a female whenever you can't decide on which hole to stick it in.

Girl: So what hole are you sticking it in tonight?
Guy: Let me use the sweeney taste test and find out.
*moments later*
Guy: Maybe just your mouth, everything else was disgusting
Girl: Come on, I just showered last week....

sweeney taste test by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

Sweeney'd 

1. To be completely burnt out and fed up with your job. 2. To be in a position that definition 1 can apply to you.

Coined from a Seattle based software development product manager that started as clean cut guy in a suit and left as a strung out excuse for a human with stains on his dirty hoodie that hadn't showered in a week, all within 6 months.

"Lay off the new guy, you're gonna Sweeney him."

or

"Dude, dya here about Nick getting Sweeney'd? He quit his job, moved to Bolivia and is now raising Chinchilla's for their fur. But he's in a better place."

Sweeney'd by ChainBridgeCollective August 20, 2008

Sweeney Todd Logic

We/they all deserve to die.

From the play/movie Sweeney Todd:the Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Guy: Look at those Aberzombies over there.
Girl: They would make some nice meat pies.
Guy: Yes! Sweeney Todd Logic!

Sweeney Todd Logic by AliceAddams December 3, 2009

Sweeney Swag 

Noun.

Cheap, poor quality outdoor cannabis from New Brunswick; often very stemmy, a lot of shake & bottoms & bud rot kind of like the stuff one would get in North Korea.

Fred brought some Sweeney Swag to match up at Alexa's party, but no one wanted to smoke it.

*Cough cough* Your Sweeney Swag is making me feel sick because of the bud rot.

As Jonathan passed a joint of Sweeney Swag around, everyone cracked a joke about it.

Sweeney Swag by TokingMaritimer November 23, 2013

Sweeney'd 

- A terrible haircut
- A shit trim

"My man got Sweeney'd"
"Went to the barbers yesterday and bigman Sweeney'd me"

Sweeney'd by khairon January 8, 2020

Sweeney Todd 

The Deom Barber of Fleet Street.

With Barbers Blade and Buthcers Knife
Did Sweeney Carve His Prey From Life
'Twas London's Horror to Surmise
They Found Their End in Meaty Pies

Sweeney Todd by Luke January 6, 2005

Sweeney’d 

To get sloppy drunk on cheap house wine whilst already exhausted from being overworked at your corporate job

I was well and truly Sweeney’d after that trade event on Thursday

Sweeney’d by Crispybird June 26, 2019