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snitches get stitches

An phrase used by urban communities that was intended to keep the police out of neighborhood business. The phrase reminds those seeking the help of police that their tattling will result in a severe beating. Unfortunately, This phrase has become a large reason why urban communities remain riddled with violence and poverty.
A: "I'm going to call the police, my brother. I just saw so-and-so kill David."
B: "You really shouldn't, my Nubian friend. After all, snitches get stitches."
A: "You are correct. I'll adhere to that maxim and let this sort of activity go unreported and unpunished."
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switched 

Originated in england, to turn on someone after they have constantly pissed you off
" Oi did you see dat fight? craig was annoyin dave n dave jus switched on him! "
switched by Neva Prang May 13, 2005

stitches 

When someone says something funny and makes you laugh really hard.
"He kept me in stitches with his story"
stitches by Bav August 9, 2006

Snitches get stitches

First coined by our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Said to Judas to let him know he will be punished for being a tattletale
Jesus said unto them:
Snitches get stitches

Switched 

This means when a boy gets a boner because they received a nude or saw a nice ass.
Brad: Damn, I just got switched by my girl!
Switched by davidobanter May 12, 2017

Stitches 

Snitch: Why'd you just tear open my asshole?
Everyone: Snitches get stitches motherfucker.
Stitches by Morty Mc Saucy December 19, 2018

If you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars 

¨If you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars¨ is said when a person is going to fight another and is not afraid.
¨Hey puto you think you´re tough?, IF you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars¨