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stealth abs 

When your ripped six pack is covered by a thick layer of fat.
This isn't a beer belly, it's my stealth abs. I just needed to avoid attracting too many ladies with my well defined stomach.
stealth abs by klacebo January 21, 2010
Word of the Day on February 22, 2010

Stealth Job

The act of pleasuring another person in public by either using the hand or mouth. This would likely occur in the back corner of a classroom, or the very backseat of a public bus.
"Man.. I heard Tina gave you a stealth job in math class the other day?!"

"Yeah, Mrs. Dunford never saw a thing."
Stealth Job by Slander89 February 5, 2010

stealth wealth

Individuals who would be considered extremely wealthy (top .01% of society) from the looks of their bank accounts, but choose to remain understated and quiet about their wealth. It's the ability to live champagne and caviar dreams, but choose to do so in a way that is indiscernible by the public. Commonly found in old monied families and communities.
Blending in with the droves of tourists in the town center, billionaires in Concord, MA drive around in old Volvo estates, wearing ordinary looking, grotesquely expensive clothing. When the discrete elite choose to get away, many take their G650 private jets out of Hanscom Field just down the street, remaining anonymous, and exercising the ultimate in stealth wealth.
stealth wealth by yea.$ January 3, 2016
Word of the Day on October 6, 2025

stealth chat 

when both chatters are invisible
Stealth chatting makes me feel like a ninja.
stealth chat by aznboi1337 February 28, 2010

Stealth Sex 

1. (n): To have intercourse while one or more people in the room are either sleeping or unaware of the act taking place.
We were all watching a movie but I knew Mark and Alysha were having stealth sex.
Stealth Sex by The Tube Sock November 13, 2011

stealth whale 

A Stealth whale is a person who hides their weight problem with "trick" photography.

They will post a photo of themselves from a high angle and will make attempt to push breasts up, under their chin.
When I saw her photo, I recognized her as a stealth whale.
stealth whale by Lazlo2 August 20, 2011