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alien squirter

When you are fucking a grossly overweight girl and you jerk off in her belly button. You then squeeze the sides of her stomach together and make the cum squirt up like the movie Alien.
I gave that nasty bitch the ol Alien Squirter

purple headed yogurt squirter 

a penis that acts more like a super-soaker, after it has been erect for a prolonged period of time
"it was fun until his purple headed yogurt squirter got outta hand and spewed yogurt all over my sheets"

cooter squirter

a woman of special talents, which is able to squirt cum from her cooter, which is the ultimate orgasim for a woman, due to the fact of having to change the sheets after intercourse.
Last night my wife became know as the cooter squirter when I made her orgasim so hard that she soaked our sheets.
cooter squirter by M and M January 13, 2008

Berlin Squirter 

When you mix the dirt you find in front of the Führerbunker with some water, drag it into a turkey baster, and then squirt it directly into somebody's vagina in the rare hope that the process will birth the next Adolf Hitler.
"I'm feeling like changing the world tonight. Give me the Berlin Squirter, daddy."

Fat-squirter 

A woman of unattractive size that squirts a load upon reaching climax.

Commonly used also in conjunction with referencing sluts etc.
"Ugh, are u talking about jaimelea?"

"Yeah bro."

"She's fucking disgusting. All the boys have been through that fat-squirter."

turd squirter 

my turd squirter is so sore from all the diarrhea i've had this week.
turd squirter by poopshoota November 14, 2010