Squeeze the burrito
To take a shit
Squeeze the burrito by NYYANKEES14 April 14, 2017
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squeeze n' walk
When you have to poop really bad and you are squeezing your butt cheeks tightly together while in a quick walk to the toilet trying not to look obvious.
"I saw john at the park the other day, he was doing the squeeze n' walk again."
Adam responded, "That fucker always waits until the last minute to take a shit. I was at the mall with him 3 weeks ago and he tried the squeeze n't walk. Shit all over an old lady who was just trying to buy some knitting supplies so she could make her granddaughter a scarf."
Adam responded, "That fucker always waits until the last minute to take a shit. I was at the mall with him 3 weeks ago and he tried the squeeze n't walk. Shit all over an old lady who was just trying to buy some knitting supplies so she could make her granddaughter a scarf."
squeeze n' walk by Nutzen YerMouf February 14, 2018
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Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits
"Trying to get this guy to pay for something is impossible...He could squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits!"
Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits by Mr Jameson September 27, 2010
squeeze a loaf
1. to poop, crap and/or shit
2. Basically pinching a beef sausage into the pot of lemonade stew (aka your pee and poop concoction)
2. Basically pinching a beef sausage into the pot of lemonade stew (aka your pee and poop concoction)
squeeze a loaf by IWasIntroducedtoUDByASnake April 6, 2015
squeeze my shoes
Heard more in past decades than currently--but NOT a dead expression, by any means. Although you'll likely only hear it come from the lips of the white, local-born folks living in the bigger, Northeast metro areas of the US.
The best definition is no definition. Better to put it this way: consider it the cleaner mouthed, more socially acceptable (especially in mixed company) way of saying "Don't bust my balls." The two expressions are virtually interchangeable.
The best definition is no definition. Better to put it this way: consider it the cleaner mouthed, more socially acceptable (especially in mixed company) way of saying "Don't bust my balls." The two expressions are virtually interchangeable.
1PM, Steve shows up 3 hours late for work...
The Boss: "Good morning, Steve--glad you could join us."
Steve: "C'mon boss, don't squeeze my shoes, will ya? You worked me for 13 hours yesterday and I didn't get home until 7AM."
The Boss: "Good morning, Steve--glad you could join us."
Steve: "C'mon boss, don't squeeze my shoes, will ya? You worked me for 13 hours yesterday and I didn't get home until 7AM."
squeeze my shoes by Boneyard, Nails October 17, 2015
squeeze pop
The most delicious candy that ever existed. You get addicted to it the first time you try it. The first time you see it in a store, BUY IT.
squeeze pop by dref said right June 4, 2004
Squeeze the Cheese
Verb: To fart
A variation of "Cut the cheese" named after the act of using those tubes of pasturized snack cheese.
A variation of "Cut the cheese" named after the act of using those tubes of pasturized snack cheese.
Squeeze the Cheese by Doc Evil August 9, 2003