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Bent over and spanked 

When a man decides to punish a women by pulling down her pants and underwear and bends her over and object like a table and spanks her until she learns her lesson and gets on her knees and services the man.
Example #1
Husband: My wife was being a bitch last night so I bent her over and spanked her so hard that her ass will be red for weeks.

Friend: I did that to my girl last week it's still red.

Example #2
Husband: Pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.

Wife: What are you going to do?

Husband: You are going to get bent over and spanked.
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now you've gone and spanked the monkey 

Gone too far, cross over the line, exceed moral norms.
After deliberately eating the last Ho Ho when Bill's roomate, Chuck, expressly forbade him to, Chuck responded, " Now you've gone and spanked the monkey".

Facebook Spanked 

To be disciplined by a parent or grandparent on Facebook
Did you see Bob got Facebook Spanked by his mom?

Bob: I wish my wife could cook.

Bob's Mother: Maybe if you weren't such an inconsiderate little bitch then maybe she would learn.

Shark spanked 

The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.
Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!

Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!
Shark spanked by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016

Tater Spanked 

"TO BE FUCKED UP" gone out of your mind, usually during a party including alcohol or drugs
Damn billy, we're so tater spanked!
Tater Spanked by Tater Spanker March 21, 2017

ham spanked

A surprise attack on a person male or female performing oral sex. When the subject is not aware the penis is pulled from the mouth and spanked around the eye socket area. It must make an audible "spank" sound to count as an official ham spank
Dude..Her cell went off when she was blowing me, I totally "Ham Spanked" her for looking at it.
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ham spanked by mtqueen November 26, 2010

tat spanked 

when you have been a bad boy and you get slapped by a tit
You've been a naughty boy now bend over and get tat spanked...momma no!!!!!!!!!!
tat spanked by guh1111 June 27, 2006