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spackle the den 

To retire to the den, whereafter you immediately log on to internet porn and masturbate so profusely that you ejaculate all over the wall.
My wife was being a royal bitch last night, so I told her I would be back in a couple hours, I gotta go spackle the den.
spackle the den by wally4444 July 31, 2011

spackle pwnd 

Danica Hannis got spackle pwnd
spackle pwnd by Nick Spaits February 2, 2008

Spackle Butt 

When you shart and it dries up and seals your cheeks together.
Man I really need to shower. I got total spackle butt going on right now.
Spackle Butt by Watch-a-lay August 21, 2013

spackle my crack 

Ejaculation between cheeks as if spackiling a crack.
I spackled beckys crack like mustard on a hot dog.
Becky before: I want him to spackle my crack.
spackle my crack by Mike Bohnisch September 19, 2017

Spackle Sucker Punch 

When you Spackle but after pulling your pants up, you unexpectedly do the same thing, as the spackle would catch you off-guard with a sucker punch
Ron: Dude did I tell you what happened after we had Taco Bell?
Jeremy: Nah man, what happened?
Ron: I had to shit so bad and was in a hurry, so after I spackled, I got spackle sucker punched!
Jeremy: Oh man that sucks!

Spackle the crackle modackle 

The act of putting spackle into one's mouth to hide dental imperfections.
Look at the gap in her teeth. I don't know whether to laugh or fill it with spackle. Hey, Spackle the crackle modackle!!