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Silky Mama 

Modern mother who prefers medicated hospital birth, bottle feeding/part time breastfeeding, disposable diapers, crib sleeping, etc. One who follows the advice of established medical authority; often tend to be working moms who rely on modern products for convenience and time management.
She buys her baby food, uses Pampers and vaccinates on schedule.. She's a silky mama!
Silky Mama by silkymama April 18, 2010

silksong 

a game in development for so long it feels like it doesn't exist.
team cherry: we have finally released silksong after 69 years of development!
hollow knight fans waiting since 2019: silksong.. wuzzat?

silkymeatloaf 

A perfectly straight and smooth penis thus giving it the appearance of silk. Unfortunately the penis is square like a meatloaf. It should be noted that the penis is slightly below average but men who have a silkymeatloaf generally make up for it with an award winning personality and killer oral skills.
The first girl to see Mike's Penis named it silkymeatloaf!
silkymeatloaf by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

Silky Johnson 

The only player hater in the Player Haters' Ball that actually knows how to hate; the rest are all stupid and lame.
Buc Nasty: Man you oughtta take that cane and beat whoever made that suit to death.

Pit Bull: Why don't you vacuum that coat, man?

Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. And of course the so-called "Beautiful." Why don't you click your heels together three times and go back to Africa? And as for you, Boss Hogg, very insulting what you said about my coat. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. Quite shitty.

Beautiful: Silky mink made out of 100% rat ass!

Silky Johnson: That of course was Beautiful talking. Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.
Silky Johnson by A7XDeathbatGNR January 27, 2007
Silas is an amazing guy. He is always there for you and loves you honest. He is emotional and sensitive, but a real man. He will always protect you. He makes you smile always, also if you’re sad.

He likes to play video games and loves sweets.

Silas is the most sweet and loving person you will ever meat.

Never let Silas go or hurt him.

I love you Silas. ❤️
A: He is the greatest in the world
B: I know, he is a Silas.
Silas by Lalelunaa October 16, 2020

siliskit 

Adjective used to describe an activity that is a complete waste of time and energy. Typically refers to long reports or other school related activities.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Did you go to baseball practice last night?
Guy 2: Hell no, practice is siliskit.

Example 2: I don't want to do this siliskit report on Beowulf.
siliskit by psychobobtb April 15, 2009