Scrambled eggs 

Falling on and/or hitting your nuts.... really hard

Dude you just scrambled your eggs on that rail.

Scrambled eggs by The Wonder Skate Team August 28, 2005

Scrambled Eggs 

When a woman is kicked in the crotch and suffers from mass egg confusion and damage as a result. Many women have reported having malooly and/or re re children.

I kicked that hoebag and she got scrambled eggs.

Scrambled Eggs by Neil Mik January 26, 2009

scrambled egg 

Derogatory term used to describe a person of diminished mental capacity- formerly known as "retarded".

Damn, Frank is so impatient. He got mad when his McDonald's order got screwed up and yelled at the scrambled egg who took his order.

scrambled egg by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

Scrambled Eggs 

A Human brain that has been destroyed by a psychopathic assassin. Favorite snack for Government employed Trolls.

Jared Loughner made scrambled eggs for his Troll friends, with Gabrielle Gifford's brain.

Scrambled Eggs by FirstCaucasoid February 7, 2013

scrambled brains 

1) The incapability to carry out a singular thought
2) The tendency to go from one thought to the other in quick succession without finishing said thoughts

"He seems to have some seriously scrambled brains!"

scrambled brains by Checkmeat October 7, 2016

Scrambled Egg 

To have sex with your female partner during menstruation

Your birds on bro, haven't you got blue balls? Na bro, we put a towel down and made a scrambled egg

Scrambled Egg by Pom123 April 8, 2022

Scrambled Egg 

Egg. But scrambled.

Breakfast Dude: i will eat waffles
Breakfast Dude 2: I will eat scrambled egg

Scrambled Egg by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022