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ish-schedule 

An inexact work schedule used extensively in American business (especially by executives) to artificially create a shorter workday to allow more time for golf.
Around here we work an ish-schedule. I work 8-ish to 4-ish.
ish-schedule by Wisconsin Slacker December 14, 2008

texting schedule 

the time(s) of day that a person is available, and/or willing, to text. usually defined by how late a person sleeps in, how late they stay up and how much they nap during the day.

knowing a person's texting schedule lets you almost surely get a reply when you text the person and reduces the risk of interrupting something or waking them up.
dude, lemme know your texting schedule so i don't wake you up on the weekends anymore!
texting schedule by ilovebritain August 14, 2009

Bee Schedule

A schdule on a contract showing specifically where, when, and by how many bees you will be stung upon completing the application. Often it is included in mortgage, loan, and merchant account applications.
BEE SCHEDULE!? I don't want no bees all in my face, stinging me and whatnot!
Bee Schedule by Dearhamsammich July 13, 2010

school schedule

Partying every weekend during the school year. It’s not like summer where every night is a party. The school schedule means partying every weekend because you have to deal with school during the week.
Friend 1: “Are you studying this weekend?”
Friend 2: “Nah, I’m on that school schedule.”
school schedule by Big Dawgs Only October 6, 2019
ske-dool

A battle between the stuff that you want to do, and the crap that you have to do.
Based on his previous experiences with my prioritizing, Jeff knew that his party invitation would be victorious against homework in my scheduel.
scheduel by palooza09 August 26, 2010

The Schedule 

A way of describing that you are taking a dump once a day.
Julian: Dude, I'm back on the schedule.
Cameron: I've been on it since I started eating those cafeteria meals.
The Schedule by abbott_j October 31, 2009