Clarification sought by an observer of outwardly homosexual behaviour exhibited by tatooed British expatriate male living in Singapore, working in a male dominated industry. Occurs in "episodes" typically perpetrated in bars and clubs where attraction to (and of) transvestites is evident. Followed by periods of introspection and self examination leading to "closet" activities that are dangerous if they occur in mens changing rooms. Inner rage an conflict leads to facial distortion resembling grotesque elfin creature of folklore.
If you see a Goblin observing you in an affectionate manner, ask it: "RUG?"
Term used to identify a female as a Lesbian, as the "rug" is slang for female pubic hairs. Thus, rubbing a "rug" on another "rug" represents two lesbians grinding their pelvic areas together.
Hank, don't even bother asking that girl out, she's a Rug Rubber.
Similar to a fishing rod, an instrument used to snag and retrieve an obvious toupee that looks horrendous.
Vinny: Check out that middle-aged fool hitting on the brunette. With a hairpiece like that, he has no shot at banging her.
Carl: Yeah, I'll get the rug rod out of the trunk and expose this assclown's dome!