Roadside Bandit 

The best band of all time... or... well... maybe not all time... more like... your mums time ;)

Favourite smell: anything that gets you high

Roadside Bandit likes to smell... gasoline, white out, glue, marker, milf

Roadside Bandit by Jake Burnston October 6, 2012

roadside head 

roadside head is a blowjob given to a person while they are driving

man she gave some nice roadside head

roadside head by hoeper.a May 20, 2016

roadside untwisting-stroll 

Refers to a fairly-short trek dat you take along da gravel shoulder of da highway by your house while dragging a long and somewhat-twisted/kinked length of rope, wire, tubing, etc behind you; da purpose is to gently/evenly extend said cord back out and allow da"free" or "trailing" end to rotate freely and thus unwind/remove/relax any coils and other unwanted tensioning. After you have walked an appropriate distance to adequately even everything out, you then begin carefully coiling your cord over your arm while continuing to galumph along, so dat da other end of da cord will still be free to rotate, and thus your winding-motion will not create additional twisting of da cord as you reel it in.

I occasionally get an odd look or two from passing motorists while performing a roadside untwisting-stroll after using a garden-hose or extension-cord, but I have yet to have anyone actually ask me about it... I guess most folks understand dat "you gotta do what you gotta do" in a case like this, and dey figger dat "if it gets da job done, more power to ya".

roadside untwisting-stroll by QuacksO April 29, 2019

Roadside Rocket 

A rock, glass shard, or other random object on a shoulder of the road that gets launched at your windshield.

Dammit, that stupid roadside rocket put a huge crack in my windshield!

Roadside Rocket by yungthotslayer_29 September 7, 2019

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision

roadside circumcision by Barberella September 1, 2020

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

person 1 : I will give you a roadside circumcision
Person 2 : are you threatening me
Person 1: yes

roadside circumcision by Barberella September 1, 2020

Roadside rioja 

Drink bottles that have been replenished by truckers' piss and chucked out of the window

Hey John, did you see that bottle of roadside rioja back there?

Roadside rioja by CowPatDave May 7, 2023