ringer stinger 

a particularly painfull shit, as it leaves your anus ring stinging.

that curry i ate last night was too spicy, i took a ringer stinger this morning.

ringer stinger by leo July 30, 2003

Ringer Mortis 

What an old bastard has as a ring tone. Usually Moon River or Patsy Cline.

Did you hear the ringer mortis coming from Tim's phone? That shit's OOOLD!

Ringer Mortis by Demised May 5, 2011

Ringer Finger 

The wedding band finger used exclusively to insert into any orifice. Usually the vagina or anus.

She screamed when I inserted my ringer finger into her butt and went all the way up to the wedding band.

Ringer Finger by Bronson Wishes August 15, 2019

ringer upper 

A synonym for "cash register" used mostly by lifeguards suffering from ADD.

Johannes: So, Mildred, I didn't know you had to work the snack bar too.

Mildred: Yea, but we don't use a ringer upper since everything costs 75 cents.

ringer upper by Hans from Freshman Science August 13, 2009

Ringer Stinger 

When you are involved in sexual activity before you ejaculate the all so important seed you squeeze a lemon on the lucky lady's vagina

tommy i did the best ringer stinger last night! Got some in my eye though!

Ringer Stinger by bigdogswag April 18, 2016

Ringer Dinger

A redneck that typically always wears boots and sounds very stupid when he talks. Usually always found in every shop class available.

I was going to date that Ringer Dingers sister but he was already fuckn her

Ringer Dinger by Richard Cockslong April 7, 2020

ringer dinger

The area between the base of the penis and the scrotum.
Used as an insult.

"Dude, that guy is a total ringer dinger"

ringer dinger by fuss-no September 19, 2006