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golden retriever boy 

A white boy with shaggy blonde hair that both looks like and has the personality of a golden retriever.
Friend 1: Dude, Jack is so fine!
Friend 2: He’s such a golden retriever boy though!
golden retriever boy by TheColdFreek September 28, 2020

Chesapow Retriever 

The spawn of a Chesapeake Bay Retriever and a Chow; AKA a mixed breed dog.
person #1: "My Chesapeake just had puppies!"
person #2: "Awe so cute!"
person #3: "Yeah, they're Chesapow Retrievers"

Girl1: "I totally want a Chesapow!"
Girl2: "What's a Chesapow?"
Girl1: "Like a Cockapoo but a Chesapeake and a Chow"
Girl2: "ooohhh"

RelievedCreampie 

A creampie which is much more sensetive and relievig.
My god, she deserved that RelievedCreampie of yours. She's feeling much better today.

golden retriever 

A gentle, people-friendly breed of working dog originally bred in 1867 from a Yellow Labrador and a Tweed Water Spaniel, with that offspring later combined with the Irish Setter and Bloodhound. With hair color ranging from light blonde to deep red, the Golden Retriever can be most easily distinguished by its puffy tail plummage, altogether different from the thick, powerful tail of the Yellow Lab (the breed with which it is most often confused). Golden Retrievers may have a physique ranging from spindly and athletic to the familiar fat, furry beer keg with the wagging hindquarters and the green tennis ball hanging out of its mouth. They're house dogs (don't keep them in kennels!) and live an average of 10-12 years.
I made the mistake of setting down my burrito and it got snorked by my golden retriever.
golden retriever by Tim Davenport September 16, 2006

retrieve 

So as your intellect and emotions in Godly will retrievel
retrieve by Hercolena Oliver August 25, 2009

the golden retriever 

The golden retriever is a sex act unparalleled in the clutch act to prevent an undesired pregnancy. Many young gentlemen today like to have sex without condoms. Unfortunately, most have little to zero dick control. Hence, upon blowing a hot load into some hoe's snatch, the golden retriever comes about.

Specifically, it is the act of urinating in a woman's vagina after ejaculating to flush out the viscous baby juice. It is "golden" due to its efficiency as well as the color of the exiting mixure. "Retriever" due to its ability to retrieve the semen that has the potential to destroy the next 18 years of your life.
The other night Alex and Jess had a rough sex session, but alex launched his man chowder in Jess' gaping vagina. He then utilized the golden retriever to save his future.