Pothole Roulette 

When driving along roads where it is impossible to avoid all of the potholes, Pothole Roulette is trying to miss the deep ones.

Common in the UK.

Sue: What happened to your tyre dude?
Bod: I was drivin' home and got tagged in pothole roulette!
Sue: You're gonna need a new alloy as well.

Pothole Roulette by roynotmoss July 4, 2010

Pothole Skank 

A female who wears excessive amounts of makeup to cover her nasty pock marked face.

I bet it would take a chisel to get all that makeup of that pothole skank's face.

Pothole Skank by Phuk Tarde April 6, 2008

Pothole (Describing someone) 

The use of POTHOLE to describe someone is an age old term originating in Southern Ireland (Tipp/Limerick region).

Simple explanation: What do you do when you see a pothole in the road? Avoid it because it will fuck your car up. Well a pothole will fuck your night up and potentially your life.

POTHOLE (Describing someone) defines:
when used to describe someone POTHOLE means they are a dickhead and should be avoided at all costs, especially on nights out.

“Don’t go near him, he’s a pothole”
“Your bird is a pothole”
“Fuck off you pothole”
“Your one is a pothole and a gowl” (see “gowl” for meaning“

Plural:
“You’re all potholes”

Group of potholes:

SHOWER of potholes
Or
PACK of potholes

Pothole (Describing someone) by Potsy August 19, 2020

pothole suprise

when you are driving down the highway with your honey, you pull over the car and grab a pilon off the road. you then proceed to shove the pilon up her ass, untill the hole is large. throw her out of the car and leave her on the highway, the next dude to pick her up will get a pothole suprise.

that bitch gave me a pothole suprise.
fuck that bitch, giver' a pothole.
your such a pothole lovin son of a B.

pothole suprise by s!oberto^ May 1, 2007

Pothole Fix

when your car is making a strange noise, you hit a pothole, and it goes away. Pothole fix.

car: whirrrrrrr clank bop
pothole: I gotcha fam. I'll pothole fix you
*kachunk*
*Silence*

Pothole Fix by mantis_shrimp April 29, 2019

Pothole village

3 or more potholes in the same vicinity at the same city intersection.

I just drove through a pothole village in montreal canada

Pothole village by Uncle Dimma April 19, 2026

Harry Pothole 

Like Harry Potter, but has a better ring to it. Cannot be mistaken for Harry Butthole...that's another story

Karen: Omg Ainsley I lovvee Harry Potter!
Ainsley: It's Harry POThole not Harry Potter! Be careful or you'll take someones eyes out.

Harry Pothole by Living meme fangirl queen August 3, 2018