Plant Potting 

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK

Q: "Would you try plant potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"

Plant Potting by jamthecat March 7, 2010

Potatoing 

When someone acts Insanely crazy or starts asking questions that make no sense. Usually happens due to lack of sleep.

Aiden: can worms cry...?

Emma: go to sleep, your potatoing
Aiden: I lock worms up in my basement and use their skin as pencil grippies
Emma: go to sleep, you're potatoing too much

Potatoing by Potatoing September 14, 2016

potting brown 

The act of chalking your cue with a water based lubricant, lining up the shot and striking the brown with an almighty white mass of tail sap or jizz.

Most of last night was spent potting brown.

potting brown by Mike Hunt August 15, 2003

potting somone 

"Potting someone" is when you hit a car at fast speeds normally on a bend so that he/she loses control and goes off.

On Gran Turismo 4 I potted the black car on the first corner to set me up for the yellow.

potting somone by Ben Matthews May 13, 2005

Potting 

When a gay man bends down in front of his partner, defalcates and the partner manipulates the feces into sculptures of shapes

Ben is going potting again at the local Potting Shed

Potting by YAMAMM June 7, 2019

Pet potting 

Verb. The act of holding one's pet in one's lap while patiently sitting on the toilet and taking care of business. This may or may not be against the pet's will.

Pet potting is part of my every day morning routine along with a cup of coffee and watching GMA.

Pet potting by Nicki&jill July 15, 2014

Lobster Potting 

Utilising a police helicopter's infrared scanner to watch a couple having sex, with their consent, typically whilst in a swinging relationship with said couple

I was fired from the South Yorkshire police force for Lobster Potting

Lobster Potting by Kadeshiseraph June 12, 2018