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Lets get PODed (Like High as Hell Or real fuckn DRUNK!!)!
PODed by Little B December 28, 2003
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A poop-toot. Usually occurs when someone is feeling gassy and bloated and tries to push a little fart out to relieve some pressure. The end result is a runny, light brown mess soaking up your underpants.

Bob: I gotta go home quick.
Jen: Why's that?
Bob: I just pooted...
when your hittin it from the back and she shits herself
damn girl you pooted
pooted by givemehead5 November 22, 2019
A combination of the words poop and torpedo. When a turd-log comes out with such propulsion as to resemble a torpedo shooting from the ass.
I barely made it to the toilet before that poopedo shot out my ass.
Poopedo by Smoy August 3, 2009
To shit in your pants when you only meant to fart.
Damn!! I need to go home and change my drawers!!
Why?
I just pooted!
Yeah, I can smell it from back here motherfucker!!
pooted by Mo Jasper November 2, 2003

pooped a dragon 

when after eating spicy foods, your shits burn your ass
"Yo Wally, where were you?"

"I Just finsihed my curry, then pooped a Dragon!!"

pooped a dragon by DJTF2 April 1, 2009