optic orb 

Poor eyesight but when it comes to boobies and chicks.. Everything seems clear!

Jose: WOW! will you look at that boobies, happiness starts at 34B!
Stranger: ooohh.. now that's optic orb!

optic orb by josérizal January 15, 2011

Anal Optical Nerve 

n. A nerve discovered in March 2007, it connects a person's anus to the back of their eye

the Anal Optical Nerve exists, If you don't believe me, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

Anal Optical Nerve by PersianDeity March 7, 2008

Optic nerve blocking 

To block someone/something from your field of vision. There is a possibility that you can still hear them but it comes in the form of sounds that remind you of them.

SQUIP: It's called optic nerve blocking. I have been blocking Michael from your field of vision.

Optic nerve blocking by pinkberryy August 17, 2020

Optical Sailor 

One who has extensive knowledge in the optical field and swears like a sailor.

"Did you hear the mouth on that Dave Evans?"

"Yeah, he knows his optics though."

"No doubt, a real Optical Sailor, that one."

Optical Sailor by Dash the Fnordi March 25, 2008

optical titlusion 

When a woman wears a wonder bra (or something similar) to make her boobs seem like they are of high caliber when in reality they are bologna tits or tig ol sloppies.

Guy 1: Did you see the rack of lamb on that?

Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.

optical titlusion by mark86 March 6, 2009

optical illusion girlfriend 

a girl who is very good looking to the guy who is currently dating her - but quite ugly when seen by other guys. The guy dating this girl can see one way of the "optical illusion", but other guys see the opposite.

popularized by the collegehumor video of the same name.

A Conversation:

Jim: Dude, your girlfriend is so ugly!

Dave: What do you mean?

Jim: I mean she's not attractive at all.

Dave: F*%^ that man, I think she's gorgeous.

Jim: Whatever, she's an optical illusion.

6 MONTHS LATER - POST BREAKUP

Dave: I see what you mean, Jim. I can see the other side of it now. She was definitely an optical illusion girlfriend.

Jim: For real.

optical illusion girlfriend by epausti February 21, 2011

Tokyo Optician 

A sexually promiscuous young lady, ie. someone who has seen her fair share of jap's eyes

"Hey, I think I'm in there..."
"Don't flatter yourself my friend, she's a Tokyo optician."

Tokyo Optician by Patrick Antonis August 31, 2006