obsessive grammar disorder 

{noun} A disorder that makes someone very picky or obsessive about someone else's grammar.

"I ain't gonna mess with her no mores."
"What's wrong with you? Ain't isn't a word and you used a double negative and you added a "s" to more!"
"Oh, opps I forgot you have obsessive grammar disorder."

obsessive grammar disorder by Tyler Hutchingson December 11, 2007

Obsessive Jonas Disorder

or OJD. A symptom caused by too much Jonas. If you say the name "Jonas" and your friend screams, you know she's got it. Normally found in teenage girls especially around tour time. Or 3D movie time. Or J.O.N.A.S time. Or all three. Send her to Team Jonas immediately.

After seeing the new 3D movie I had major Obsessive Jonas Disorder.

Obsessive Jonas Disorder by jonasgirl92 March 16, 2009

obsessive refreshing 

refreshing a web page every few seconds waiting for something new to appear. i.e. a new message.

Anthony - Hey you obsessive refreshing your myspace again?
Jeff - Yeah im waiting for a message from my friend to pop up.

obsessive refreshing by B.J.C. September 7, 2007

obsessive arsehole gamer 

someone who obsessively plays video games and mood changes depending on their state in the game which may include a high state of spaz attact

An example of an obsessive arsehole gamer would be, Myles Wain shouted at his girlfriend when he died in his game!

obsessive arsehole gamer by nicapockaglory September 5, 2010

Obsessive Retarded 

A person who, no matter what the situation, will choose the worst course of action. They appear to be compulsively driven to make poor choices, stupid comments and even worse life decisions.

This person is often caught up in small details that have little if nothing to do with the larger picture, or situation at hand.

WTF dude! This is the third time today you've got your dick caught in the vacuum. You must be Obsessive Retarded.

Obsessive Retarded by Evil-Stevil November 9, 2010

Obsessive Carbon Copy Disorder 

The compulsion to CC your boss or colleagues on every damn email you send!

The sufferer usually will usually tell you they do it to keep their boss "in the loop" but mostly it's just to prove they're working.

Commonly known as OCCD.

Why do I have 50 fucking emails from you today? Get your Obsessive Carbon Copy Disorder under control or I'll disable your email account.

Obsessive Carbon Copy Disorder by MaxVegas July 31, 2012

obsessive eating 

The term for one who eats so much it's unhumanlike . Typically one who is the most likeable person at parties , feasts etc.

My friend Colin pulled an obsessive eating at the party, it was fucking amazing.

obsessive eating by Wolfy is my cat November 1, 2013