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Going nowhere fast 

1. To not make any progress.

2. Attempting to reach a goal that will lead you nowhere.
1. You may think you're making progress, but you're really going nowhere fast.

2. Despite his efforts, the result led him back to where he started. He went nowhere fast.
Going nowhere fast by rtivey01 December 3, 2019

Nowhere Kansas 

Some insignificant and boring place in middle America lacking culture, reason, and excitement; not worthy of mention.
"Oh, she moved to nowhere Kansas," said one New Yorker to another.
Nowhere Kansas by ScottX November 25, 2006

nowhere in particular 

phrase derived from author James Howard Kunstler's influential work 'The Geography Of Nowhere' which, like similar tomes with a social conscience (e.g., 'Fast Food Nation', 'Bowling Alone', et al), challenged Americans to reassess the plight of their urban/suburban landscapes, especially since the end of World War Two. What Kunstler found was a terrain blighted by shopping and strip malls, fast food restaurants, twelve lane super highways, shoddily constructed business and residential developments or what he referred to as 'cartoon architecture'.
Bill : say Tom, where are you living these days ?
Tom : oh, out on 197th Mile Rd. in Paradise County, just east of the Rolling Meadows gated community, adjacent to a Chuckie Cheese's and Major Magic's Pizza Revue, in between the 467th and 468th exit and on ramps to the eighteen lane Interstate, right behind the Wonderland strip mall, right next to a nature band-aid consisting of wood chips and one-foot tall shrubs.
Bill : Wow. In other words, nowhere in particular.
Tom : That's right ! Ain't this country great !

nowhere man 

1 A man who sits in a nowhere land, makes all his nowhere plans for nobody, does not have a point of view, knows not where he's going to, and just sees what he wants to see.

2. A song by the Beatles.
"Nowhere man, please listen. You don't know what you're missing."
nowhere man by danielb September 21, 2005

Butt Fuck Nowhere 

Butt Fuck, Nowhere. Like an address. Refers to same coordinates as Middle of Nowhere and BFE. Also see Timbuktu which is actually a place.
I didn't stop to get gas and got stranded in Butt Fuck Nowhere!

We're not here to fuck spiders

A way of saying; why aren't we doing it already, I'm already doing it, or it's already done.

Possibly derived from ant fucker, is a call to action.

"Do you want another beer?"
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate!"