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spank-noid 

spank·noid (sp angk 'noid)

n.
The sphenoid bone.

adj.
1. Wedge-shaped.
2. Of or relating to the sphenoid bone.

v.
1. What she "says" in class.

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spank·noidal (-noidl) adj.
Hey, what is number 13? Is it the spank-noid bone?!?
spank-noid by mabecorp April 25, 2010
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Nigger-Noid

A white person who acts black, another definition is someone who's extremely annoying
Person 1:"Why does this white Nigger-Noid think he's black?"
Nigger-Noid by Untitled mf June 29, 2025

Kenneth Lamar Noid 

Kendrick Lamar's paraNOID schizophrenic and bipolar alter-ego who crashed out on The Noid by Domino's in 1989 citing him believing that Domino's Pizza was targeting him resulting in the shut down of the mascot. He was so mentally damaged that the court adjourned him citing that he literally had no clue wtf he was doing cuz he was so mentally gone.
Good Kid m.A.A.d City makes me feel like Kenneth Lamar Noid.

Stay Noided 

Noided, a persistent sense of paranoia, stay noided is a common usage meaning to stay in a constant "noided" state of mind so as to avoid detection when preforming illegal activities, usually used when two people are departing
Person 1: Hey man, I gotta go but I'll see you after 3rd period
Person 2: See ya, stay noided!
Stay Noided by emily :~) January 15, 2013
I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED
Person 1: What happened to him
Person 2: He seen the footage and he decided to stay noided
Noided by Dr.Yarra May 27, 2021
Slang term pronounced noy-ted, Most commonly used in the Pittsburgh city area. Meaning, you are very nervous or afraid. Derived from the more common word “Paranoid”.
“You wouldnt believe it bro, 3 cops rolled up on me while I was gettin skeed this morning, they had me dumb noided”
Noided by Finesssin March 31, 2019