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Mounding 

The art of lying perfectly still while completely covered with blanket. The traditional colour of the blanket is orange, but a sleeping bag or poncho is an acceptable alternative. Mounding is more effective when done in public and is considered a legitimate recreational activity.

Pillows can be used under the blanket.
"I lost 53 calories just by Mounding 5 hours a day!"

"I was a fat lazy slob who would just lay around the house doing nothing all day, now instead, I mound!"

Mountaingorilloligy 

He had a Masters degree in the study of Mountaingorilloligy.
To regurgitate pure foam, as a result of excessive consumption of foamy alcohol.
I drank too much beer and resorted to munting in the bush.
This dude munted badly last night.
Munting by Sto0ge September 8, 2010
When taking large and rediculous amounts of drugs and going crazy. Often used to discribe someone who is on a bender. Symtoms include speaking weird, rapid speach and motions, chewing ones face off, and other general misdomeaners
OH fuck gatty just smoked 18 points he is going to be 'munting' for days
Something very wrong that most possibly originated in Germany, involving dead people and their decomposed juices.
We're in dusseldorf, the munting capital of the world.
munting by Anonymous September 11, 2003
The VERTICAL dividing piece in a multi-paned window frame. (As opposed to the horizontal divider/s which are called mullions.)
The rock, having been partially deflected by the munting, cracked the window rather than shattering it entirely.
Munting by Xavier_Ninnis August 27, 2018